{"id":950,"date":"2021-06-21T10:02:52","date_gmt":"2021-06-20T22:02:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sonbeamsandshadows.com\/?p=950"},"modified":"2021-06-21T10:02:52","modified_gmt":"2021-06-20T22:02:52","slug":"recipe-for-a-church","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sonbeamsandshadows.com\/index.php\/2021\/06\/21\/recipe-for-a-church\/","title":{"rendered":"Recipe for a Church"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This was just something for fun that the Lord put in my mind one night before I went to bed. Pray you enjoy.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Start with people sprinkled with The Blood<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Wisk in some Bible preaching and teaching<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Mix in several cups of challenges and difficulties<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Add more people sprinkled with The Blood<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Wisk in more Bible preaching and teaching<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Often stir in many large spoonfuls of laughter<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Daily fold in handfuls of prayer<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Sprinkle often with tears<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Continue adding people and preaching as often as possible<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Season to taste with encouragement, hugs, and comfort<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Mix the above ingredients for years and years<img loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-953 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/sonbeamsandshadows.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Church-Recipe-vert-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"139\" height=\"185\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sonbeamsandshadows.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Church-Recipe-vert-scaled.jpg 1920w, http:\/\/sonbeamsandshadows.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Church-Recipe-vert-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/sonbeamsandshadows.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Church-Recipe-vert-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, http:\/\/sonbeamsandshadows.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Church-Recipe-vert-1536x2048.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 139px) 100vw, 139px\" \/><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Spray the pan thoroughly with the Holy Spirit, pour in the above ingredients and bake for a long, long time at high temperatures of trials and tribulations<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Once cooled \u2013 Wisk the topping with more Bible preaching and teaching and spread and decorate with additional tears, prayers, and seasoning<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Keep preserved with the eternal protection of the Holy Spirit for future presentation to our Heavenly Father<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This was just something for fun that the Lord put in my mind one night before I went to bed. Pray you enjoy. Start with &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":951,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[62,3],"tags":[26,215,308,89,166,73],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sonbeamsandshadows.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sonbeamsandshadows.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sonbeamsandshadows.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sonbeamsandshadows.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sonbeamsandshadows.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=950"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/sonbeamsandshadows.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":957,"href":"http:\/\/sonbeamsandshadows.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950\/revisions\/957"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sonbeamsandshadows.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/951"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sonbeamsandshadows.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sonbeamsandshadows.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sonbeamsandshadows.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}